Augustus President Elect @[email protected]

That ONE & you know, the Thing 📜🖋

● President Elect: According to The Babylon Bee.
● The Most Interesting Man In the World: According to the Mueller Report.
● Most Excellent Digitazer: According to 99.9% of my Massage Clients.
● Best Chef in the Planet: According to my friends whom I gave Surprise Meat Tacos.

#ITM I'm going to give you the whole load.
#TYFYC