if you put your smart phone under your pillow at night, the stock fairy comes while you're sleeping and all your stocks magically increase in value overnight
@yukiame OR you get brain cancer...
Only if ING is your broker
@EarlThePearls my Broker is a cat
@yukiame works for me every time
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