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For the record, western civilization began to fall when some pinhead decided there should only be one space between sentences rather than two.

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Episode 5 of Smashcast is out!!!

Check out "Meatus" here or on your favorite podcast app.

@Bishop

smashcast.squarespace.com/meat

In this episode we talk about oral sex…well mainly blow jobs. DCGirl and Bishop rate Cosmopolitan Magazine’s oral sex tips, we find out what women think about giving blow jobs, discover the importance of having a grapefruit handy and learn what DCGirl actually studied in grad school.

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@SmashCast Should we start a coffee bar called Autonomous Coffee Zone?

It's all automated - no employees - just stocked ingredients and the best japanese robotic coffee/espresso makers in the world?

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I got a free, working vending machine which is missing the key to open it. Obviously that was an excuse to order a lockpick set with a special tension wrench for tubular locks. Once I get it open and jigger it to not require coinage, it goes in the cabana outside to hold poolside beer 😃

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Years ago there used to be checklists floating around for "are you a developer in a shitty department?" They had questions like "Does your team use distributed version control?" and "Do you have real staging environments for projects?"

We need a Dilbert checklist on a higher level. Has your organization ever done this?
dilbert.com/strip/2020-06-21

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I love it when Adam explains that the venue is allowed to license and play whatever music The President wants to play. It's the law! So Tom Petty's estate can pound salt.

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Happy Father’s Day to my Dad - to the immediate right of Joe DiMaggio.

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Abraham Receives Another Bazillion Ties For Father's Day

[As a father of nine, I didn't get any ties this year! LGY!]

babylonbee.com/news/abraham-re

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Moe Factz 41 - "Third Wave" -- Adam and Moe take cues from Tupac Shakur to bring "BLM Inc." into perspective l.curry.com/fh1

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@timw No, especially when you serve it up on a platter like this.

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I liked this. Therefore it is the basic bitch whisky. I'm sorry for ruining it for everyone.

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