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When I grow up, I'm going to open a burger place, sort of like a froyo place, where you add all the toppings, and pay by the weight. I'll call it Builderberger, and have Illuminati decor.

Now I'm getting hungry.

@thoughtcriminal

That would be awesome... But then it would be the line that everybody uses to "debunk" the "conspiracy" "theory:" "Wait... You mean the guys who own that burger joint?"

@thoughtcriminal have elevator music playing softly in the background with Alex jones subtly spliced in

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