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Waste of Space episode # 6 is now available. My partner the Cynic and I talk about the NFL draft, shitty TV shows, the Oscars, good and bad stadiums, and so on and so forth.

Find us on your favorite podcast 2.0 app or at our website.

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Episode # 3 of the Techwipe Retrospective is now available. Come celebrate my latest album release with me. I play a few songs and talk a bit about the butterflies in my brain while I made them. It's a digestible half hour spotlight that you can listen to while pooping.

Check it out on your favorite podcast 2.0 app or at:

This hotel didn't wrap it's tv remote in a safe plastic bag. I should call the manager and tell them a granny could die as a result.

I don't own a restaurant, but I kind of want to buy one and run it into the ground so Robert Irvine can come and yell at me and fix it into something nice.

My favorite part about watching fox news is all the Pat Boone commercials.

It's been so long since I've been to a Wendy's. I hope they still have the old newspaper print dining tables.

I hate when hotels don't give you the channel list to the TV and you have to flip slowly using your 1993 remote.

You know you lost your youth when you start finding the cooking lady attractive.

Hello. I made a new track today. This was highly inspired by Aphex Twin (Selected Ambient 85-92 era) and Autechre. It's a sonic surf through a blockbuster video game you rented back in '94 but forgot to return.

Techwipe - Blue Dot

Matt Vaskersian and Alex Rodriguez may be the worst combination of baseball play by play/color commentators in history.

Your Sunday may be nice, but it's not Andy Warhol, Andy Griffith, and Cloris Leachman guest starring on tonight's episode of the Love Boat nice.

I just realized that whenever I take a shower I make the same motion that a hula girl in a dashboard makes. I wonder how long I've been doing that.

Anyone know why the Manchester United fans are protesting their ownership? Is this because of the super league thing?

If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell

When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning
And I don't think I ever make it on time
By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell

Aboard this compact starship, a lone astronaut - Captain William "Buck" Rogers - was to experience cosmic forces beyond all comprehension. An awesome brush with death: in the blink of an eye, his life support systems were frozen by temperatures beyond imagination. Ranger 3 was blown out of its planned trajectory into an orbit a thousand times more vast, an orbit which was to return the ship full circle to his point of origin - its mother Earth - not in five months, but in 500 years.

In the year 1987, at the John F. Kennedy Space Center, NASA launched the last of America's deep space probes. The payload, perched on the nose cone of the massive rocket, was a one-man exploration vessel - Ranger 3.

Why do I just randomly buy stupid shit like two strings of mason jar xmas lights and a giant world map tapestry?

I hate it when people use the term "adulting". Now get off my lawn.

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