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If you come across this article and read the headline “'Anti-vax' Olympic gold medallist dies of COVID”, you’d assume that the person was unvaccinated. Being most people who’ve never heard of this athlete won’t read all the way to the 3rd graph, “but the six-time World Championship medalist had been vaccinated to allow him to continue to work as a gymnastics coach.” His opinions on the Vax only matters if this is a Pandemic of the Ironic.

Playing Mad Libs..
Replace "Pennsylvania" With "China" and "Monkey" with "Bat"

https://apnews.com/article/science-pennsylvania-monkeys-animals-fe5ddc03bba64ce62433f79b0ee7c6c3

Two things that don't go together:

IRS and Facial Recognition.

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/irs-require-facial-recognition-view-tax-returns

Having been a tech since the late 80's, I refuse to turn to Bill Gates to cure viruses and bugs.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/01/12/bill-gatescovid-can-be-treated-more-like-seasonal-flu-after-omicron.html

I'm shocked to find out that no one has registered onlymops dot com.

Take that people with fur babies...

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-59886710

I get it now, Covid is a computer virus https://www.bet.com/article/ce2ftp/new-bill-makes-illegal-streaming-a-felony

Why you laughing? Don't raugh! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2021/12/16/north-korea-bans-laughing-11-days-mourning-10th-anniversary/

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/14/nyregion/nyc-economy-jobless.html

A Glitch! https://www.androidpolice.com/google-finally-knows-which-app-to-blame-for-androids-mysterious-cant-call-911-bug/?fbclid=IwAR3g3zY_jYnjmegeZhhf7dxlga_lN6daspGszKCvUuVfD0IBwv1nxeGZJj8

Recruiter Email: This is a remote, work from home position. You will be required to show proof of vaccination and booster shot, and wear a mask while working.
I'm straining not to reply, "Is the latest varient a computer virus?"

If your wife / husband / girlfriend / boyfriend / partner ever has the loving look that the woman has on her face while planning your final arrangements, you should employ a food taster.

My new answer every time I get into a conversation about Voter ID:

Getting the vaccine requires photo id. Why are we making it harder to vaccinate people?

Countdown to knife ban legislation in 3...2....1...

Robin Hood stopping trading on GME to screw the poor and boost the rich: This Alanis is Ironic.

I will point that that if the site has traditional author / approver roles that 2 people would have to be involved which would imply a conspiracy, ;)

What does the state dept know that we don't?

https://www.state.gov/biographies/donald-j-trump/

Screen shot is mine notice the bottom : Donald J. Trump's term ended on 2021-01-11 19:49:00.

I'm trying to figure out what being banned from Google means:

- He can't have a Google Account?
- He can't search for things on Google?
- People can't search for him on Google?

Now for something a little silly.

"I'll take Modern Day Pickup Lines for $100,Alex"