If your wife / husband / girlfriend / boyfriend / partner ever has the loving look that the woman has on her face while planning your final arrangements, you should employ a food taster.

My new answer every time I get into a conversation about Voter ID:

Getting the vaccine requires photo id. Why are we making it harder to vaccinate people?

Countdown to knife ban legislation in 3...2....1...

Robin Hood stopping trading on GME to screw the poor and boost the rich: This Alanis is Ironic.

I will point that that if the site has traditional author / approver roles that 2 people would have to be involved which would imply a conspiracy, ;)

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What does the state dept know that we don't?

state.gov/biographies/donald-j

Screen shot is mine notice the bottom : Donald J. Trump's term ended on 2021-01-11 19:49:00.

I'm trying to figure out what being banned from Google means:

- He can't have a Google Account?
- He can't search for things on Google?
- People can't search for him on Google?

Now for something a little silly.

"I'll take Modern Day Pickup Lines for $100,Alex"

Earlier today I blogged about my experiences with covid for the past 10 months. I thought people might be interested. seanreiser.com/blog/note/2020-

I was just asked what ny pronouns were and my answer was "Your Royal Highness" / "His Royal Highness".

This should end well.

Wait, who at CNBC decided to print real news? | You can’t sue Pfizer or Moderna if you have severe Covid vaccine side effects. The government likely won’t compensate you for damages either

cnbc.com/2020/12/16/covid-vacc

I have to give credit to Governor Cuomo's press people. The positioning of that seal and the placement of the photographers, frequently give him the illusion of a halo behind his head. I know I've said it before, but I can't unsee it.

With everyone reporting that Biden and Harris are Time's person of the year, I'd like to remind you that I am Time's 2006 Person of the Year.

Commercial just on the TV:

"Masks and social distancing are required so you can make yourself at home".

My Brain:

"Where the hell do you live?"

Thought for the day: Law Enforcement is not the same as Policing

Thinking of adding "shares production credits with Hollywood Superproducer Dana Brunetti" to my list of accomplishments.

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