Saw a guy walking up the sidewalk today who was 6’4”, symmetric face, built like an Olympic swimmer and dressed like Bond

My first thought was f-ing hell I have to get back to the gym and stop dressing like a hobo

My second thought was hol’ up, how dare that guy body-shame me, I am what a natural beauty looks like!

Third thought was a little less generous and yeah I’m a worn-out, out of shape sack of shit

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