Internet Personality Rube 🐄🛸 @[email protected]

NASA budget is $20+ billion a year and they don’t even have rockets. Wtf are they doing over there? I thought NASA was about rockets #deepthoughts

predictive programming #projectbluebeam

as I grow older and my perspectives change, one question keeps popping into my mind:

why does everything hurt all of a sudden?

not believing in climate change is pretty silly on a planet that has ice ages 🤔 #deepthoughts

I'm moving to Germany in a couple months, and looks like they are still full-steam-ahead with the social credit system

Lauterbach is pushing for a color-charted, App-based, QR coded, clot-juiced society

I figure they will restrict public transport, grocery shopping, and even heating by vaccination status

I guess I'll stay home, wear a scarf on the couch, and wait it out

Wife: *goes on business trip
Me: *goes grocery shopping

RIP Olivia Newton-John

she gave hope to fat guys everywhere

John Constantine is not only a chick now, but is in an interracial lesbian relationship because Netflix #sandman

if I don't feel comfortable with content, I simply won't consume it

as new stuff trends woke, I'll go more and more for back-catalog

currently binging Space: 1999. it's a little bit 1970s-woke, but not the current virulent strain

it's also insanely good, better than any woke shite I've watched recently (expanse is not over-woke)

trying to watch #sandman but the wokewashing is off the charts

Wonder whatever became of that cringe douchebag who claimed he hacked the trucker donations

What’s the over/under on the “national monkeypox coordinator” being some whackjob tranny?

Everyone seems to get #Google’s old motto about “evil” wrong — it was “Don't be evil”, not “do no evil” — it’s a much lower bar and they didn’t feel that even that slam dunk reflected their values

Flew over hunter bidens back over the weekend

there exists a memegod, and it's. not Elon

https://twitter.com/SallyMayweather

My wife tried to pull me into a conversation about vaxx politics in her company (Microsoft)

there's some confusion about whether she qualifies as fully vaxxed and boosted when she just got her jab 3 months ago

I care about her, but I can't care about Vakspolitik

to play the game is to lose #joshua #wargames

4chan in general is irredeemable, but every now and then they crack me up