I was not wise when I booked my hotel: I’ve got a 20 minute wait for a 20 minute ride

Sherman Oaks, CA - yesterday.

Fuck Joe Biden.

Double fuck his mouth-breathing supporters.

@professortom anyone who smeared MAGA and supported Smollet should never receive another conservative vote again.

You literally just change the hostname in the API call from:




...and it should give back the exact same data.

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Jack Dorsey says he agrees with reversing Trump's Twitter ban


Who gives a shit about what Dorsey says in regards to Twitter?

He was at the helm when they:

* instituted these draconian methods of censorship
* when they lied about user numbers
* when they lied about revenues

But he's gonna be a great leader now that Musk owns the platform?

'Vaccinated and Boosted' Bill Gates Tests Positive for Coronavirus

“I’ve tested positive for COVID. I’m experiencing mild symptoms and am following the experts’ advice by isolating until I’m healthy again,” he said in a tweet.

“I’m fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care,”


I'm in a wheelchair from polio, fortunate to be vaccinated against polio. Vaccine works great!

@js290 @professortom @aj

"vaccinated and infected" is the latest virtue-signalling craze.

Freaking clown world

@professortom I know that. That's why I'm mostly offended that it's mandatory.

Now children I'm going to sing a future incorrect song.
" Doe a deer a female deer...

Sonny Bono should’ve never been able to get away with this to begin with. Time to reverse it. deadline.com/2022/05/disney-co @adam

Joe Biden actually caught COVID, but quickly recovered because the virus got confused and forgot why it was there.

(H/T Some old toot that I can't find with the pitiful search capabilities available.)

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