Dude Named PhoneBoy [TN] @[email protected]

Little girl: "Is that your girlfriend?"

Me: "Well... Sierra, what do you think?" and I looked at my now darling wife.

Sierra: [looks at her mom, then at me, and then at the little girl] "Yes. I am his girlfriend."

Then, a few weeks later, I proposed marriage, on the day I had to return to Germany.

We were married two and a half years later, and have been together since.

Miracles happen every day.

Here's a great picture. I love it for my own reasons, and the haters will loathe it for their own. This was the day I cemented my relationship with my darling wife:

After a couple months of emails and phone calls, my now darling wife and I met in person. Then a few days later, we visited a classroom, taught by my now mother-in-law, and full of students who had sent letters of support to me while I was overseas, all at my mother's request, mind you. I was there to thank those children....

@sincity337 @PhoneBoy @darrenoneill I asked my Scottish friend if the Genlivit 21 was good and his reply was: “Anything old enough to drink itself will not disappoint you.”

@Pheonix420ValhallaVixenofThe42 @PhoneBoy The first round was such a delight... I know the next one will be out-of-sight!

"You can't outrun a bad diet, folks." - @PhoneBoy

Today, LIVE at 4pm Central (UTC-5), @Pheonix420ValhallaVixenofThe42 and I talk about the benefits of exercise. Does that include sex? You'll just have to tune in and find out, won't you!

Share the most outrageous thing you've done in a car with the class at 253-237-3321.

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"Too relatable that it made me cry"

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100% this

@CoffeeFingers

Why come you don't have a tattoo?

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They say that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a bitcoin.

I'm buying Popsicles with mine.

Drawn by hand and inked with copic.

@PhoneBoy
Most of the copies I found sound like this one
https://youtu.be/wN7KHWdyrbI?t=23

though this one seems to be cleaned up better
https://youtu.be/tPKQ7WwDPAU?t=15

@isaac @PhoneBoy I just told my doctor this yesterday. High cholesterol runs in my family, as does heart disease. After a clear cath and PET scan I told my doctor that I survived the first 47 clean and I'd take my chances. Stations are a tool of the devil.

@PhoneBoy

Thx for the advice on getting a CT Calcium Scan. I've always had uber high cholesterol my entire life (even after training and running two marathons). I'm 49.

My calcium score came back as zero.

They can take their statins and shove them up their pharma-ass.