Sir Spike Fork @[email protected]

@BlueDouche @black6_

A couple of them look straight up pregnant.

@RandomDaemon @m00se

I’m guessing you’re both correct. And that the WH staff is so demoralized and inept that wiley old Creepy Joe will slip past them.

My money is on some time in December, when the unhealthy phood and busy schedules have everyone extra frazzled.

Become Ungovernable

@SirMathieu @m00se @Lennoxxreverb oooh she's a rattler all right

@m00se @Lennoxxreverb 50% above the national average for cheekiness!

@m00se @Lennoxxreverb @SirSpencer Three cheeks! Damn that must fart L O U D L Y

@SirSpencer Take a look at Spencer's butt!

MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED! #KCMEETUP

International problem solving guidelines. #problemsolving

@m00se @chris on my road there's literally a dollar general bag in the same tree for a year now.

Public service announcement

random cartoon:

People who fake being “influencers” using bought likes, and then take money and attention from advertisers to shill products to users that aren’t real, are…. Goddamned fucking heroes. Any time some asshole marketing company has to pay money to spam someone who doesn’t actually exist, society is a little better off.

@Djeep
I know, right? And I haven't stopped at an intersection on the ocean floor in I don't know how long!

POLL: “The U.S. government is using the COVID-19 vaccine to microchip the population.”

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(This article’s entertaining attempt at conspiracy therapy inspired this toot. 😆)
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https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2021/07/false-claim-that-covid-19-vaccines-contain-microchips-emerged-from-entrenched-theory-about-world-elite.html