Just got off the phone with my health insurance provider (as I was asking the process of cancelling). They ended the call with "stay safe" and I nearly flubbed and said something that I shouldn't have.

I really need a not-vulgar, non-Nazi response.

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@levisan Drop to your knee, Roman salute with a closed fist.

"Snow is black!"

@Jackwood I've been enjoying "Sieg heil!" because it's not blatant Nazi but still weirds people out. But still a bit too close to making me sound like a sympathiser.

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