Since the advertiser is God, we should have a creed, so here goes.
I believe in God
the Sponsor almighty
creator of values and worth
and in Advertiser, His only Son, our Lord
who was conceived by the holy governments
born of the wartime marketing efforts
suffered under adblock extensions
was filtered, blocked, and fast-forwarded;
He descended into blacklists;
on the third day he bought the adblockers' supprt
@levisan I love it dearly. Excellent work.
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