It’s 67° outside. So the home office has an open-window policy today. The breeze feels amazing.

Hey guys — thank you all SO MUCH for the karma over the last couple of years. Depression, divorce, cancer... and now we are in pandemic together.

Love you all.

My doctor is such a wet blanket.

He would not allow me to run into the waiting room, yelling “BEHOLD MY AMAZING BLOOD COUNTS, AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE TOXIN KING!”

(Final round of chemo is underway)

‪Almost there. ‬

‪But where is “there?”‬

‪http://ikepigott.com/2020/02/17/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-beginning/‬

AOC has to be so pissed off right now. By the time Iowa is decided, she will be old enough to run.

Me: “Dozens of people I know rely on me for technology advice and tips on how to get things done with a PC or online.”

Also me: <immediately saving the document a second time, so the dialogue box will pop up and tell me where the hell the first one went>

I am becoming increasingly convinced that many of our recent technology innovations are the result of reverse engineering the wreckage stashed at Area 51.

Unfortunately, those who shared the original false story won’t see the debunking. And people wonder why so many of their friends are split in alternate realities.

newsnowfinland.fi/politics/how

‪My friends: OH MY GOD WE HAVE BECOME A SURVEILLANCE STATE AND CORPORATIONS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ON US THEY’LL USE FOR INSIDIOUS TARGETED ADVERTISEMENTS!!!‬

‪My Facebook feed:‬

🎼 All we need is just a little patience...

May 2020 be a better year... and may Neil and Axl and Yoda forgive me.

ikepigott.com/2019/12/31/patie

This just in:

Cancer still sucks.

We now return you to The United Federation of Mastodon Instances, already in progress...

You guys are going to be really disappointed when the haters go through old tweets and cancel Baby Yoda.

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