Daniel J. Franco @[email protected]

funny cynic

... meanwhile in UK, today:

Does this chart look familiar?
End all lockdowns. PCR is not a “test” http://l.curry.com/fky

My super straight-laced mom sent this to me. I'm as surprised as anyone.

Conducting a self-test as we speak.

Nope, still don't have the 'rona.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ikq5am8pxneb0oj/VIDEO-2020-10-07-09-06-26.mp4?dl=0

It's true. #gaming

@Secftblgirl perhaps we can just practice common sense, either:

Take a logical risk assessment about the virus and decide that eating out is acceptable based on your own health, age, risk factors, and the people you might expose.

Take a logical risk assessment and decide that dining out is unacceptable based on your health, age, risk factors, and people you might expose.

I think people rely much too much on government decisions about what is acceptable for them. Why give them that level of control? We can think for ourselves, no matter the mandate.

Let’s go out to eat, 2020 style…



1. Arrive at restaurant, take mask off mirror (or out of glove compartment) where it hangs or lays every day when not in use.


2. Slip it on, trying not to ruin the hair do.


*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*


3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.


4. Hostess who touches her face and mask an average of three times per minute has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It’s ok, they’re sitting.


5. Sit down.


*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCE FIELD ENGAGE!!!*


6. Safely within your anti-germ force field, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.


7. Waitress, who touches her face and mask an average of three times per minute drops off drinks bare handed, which she touches her face and mask with three times per minute, on average.


8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you’re within your anti-germ force field of “seated-ness”.


9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ force field of “seated-ness”.


10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same doorknob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.


11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.


12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ force field of “seated-ness”. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand which she touches her face and mask with an average of three times per minute, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.


13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door – no matter, they’re all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.


14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.


15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation, THE MASK!

Roflmao

@0x00 @MountainJay Oh no, the wicked warlocks enacting those catastrophic policies aren't dumb: they know EXACTLY what they're doing. Hell, I think it was Cuomo who's on record saying he's happy he can buy up all those abandoned properties on the cheap. This isn't the only city or state where the following steps are taking place: "1) small businesses destroyed by lockdowns, 2) now empty buildings bought by the rich, 3) will probably be sold by the new owners once lockdowns are lifted and those unused buildings become valuable again". tl;dr The poor are being fucked by the rich. AGAIN.

Coming soon to a blue city near you!!