A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial-insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of Cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one.....right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the Cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on
Securing the Internet: Visualizing the Benefits of RPKI
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4M IP addresses (22.214.171.124/10) bought by Amazon
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Austin Tx is descending into homeless hell after they decriminalized panhandling and sleeping in public areas - except for city hall of course.
A high school civics teacher inspired by his students to run for Congress officially filed his Federal Election Commission (FEC) paperwork to take on freshman firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) for New York’s 14th District.
John Cummings — a retired NYPD Harbor Unit officer and native of the Bronx — announced that he had filed the necessary paperwork to run for Congress as a Republican against Ocasio-Cortez in the 2020 election.
Police are subsidizing Amazon's IoT doorbells so that they can use its surveillance footage https://slate.com/technology/2019/07/amazon-rekognition-surveillance-panopticon.html
RT @[email protected]: And just like that, Google Stadia is dead on arrival.
A Russian capsule carrying three astronauts has docked with the International Space Station. The crew's patch for the expedition echoes the one from Apollo 11's lunar mission 50 years ago to the day. http://apne.ws/M9vcYaa
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Fernando Corbató, computer (and password) pioneer, dies at 93 | Newsline | avpress.com https://www.avpress.com/news/newsline/fernando-corbat-computer-and-password-pioneer-dies-at/article_1a1e77f0-a5c4-11e9-b5a3-eb818bbd14ab.html
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