Sir Chris on the Pike @[email protected]

Should I name her Potato or Burrito?

America's not funding Ukraine in defense against Russia, America's renting-to-own Ukraine. This is a payment plan.

Has the carnivore diet fixed my creaky knees?

Listen to "Has the carnivore diet fixed my creaky knees? " by The Chris Abraham Show. ⚓ https://anchor.fm/chrisabraham/episodes/Has-the-carnivore-diet-fixed-my-creaky-knees-e1of43h

Ashli Babbitt has been memory holed.

Not the same impact:
Highway to the Comfort Zone
Gonna take it right into the Comfort Zone
Highway to the Comfort Zone
Ride into the Comfort Zone
Highway to the Comfort Zone
Gonna take it right into the Comfort Zone
Highway to the Comfort Zone
Ride into the Comfort Zone

And also, America has covertly given at least $300 billion to political parties, officials and politicians in more than two dozen countries since 2014

Russia Secretly Gave $300 Million to Political Parties and Officials Worldwide, U.S. Says https://nyti.ms/3qHnJHT

Did a one card pull for my day and it was Knight of Pentacles, reversed, @PhoneBoy

On any other timeline, Giorgia Meloni would be a global icon. Woman's icon. But, no. You know what hard right is now? Love and belief in God, family, and country. Until 1990, God, family, country, (and Yale?) were credos of America, too.
https://youtu.be/3VzT4n27AC8

Crushing 900 political activists on the Capitol who tried to express their rage on Jan 6 has been comedy cold for Iran's foreign minister, who stated in this clip in that we don't tolerate antisocial extremism either!

News brief: Iran's foreign minister https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125270194/morning-news-brief?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social

Do you think that the rich liberal elite will fire-sale their villas on Lake Como and their olive and wine grape vineyards in Modena and Tuscany over Giorgia Meloni?

Finally! I have been hanging out in Arlington since '88 in a death-cult kind of obsession with getting barraged by ICBMs aimed at the target in the middle of the Pentagon. Unlike all the Saints of all time, might I actually experience Science-Based Armageddon rather than God's? https://conservativebrief.com/horizon-66699/

People addicted to opioids are not bad, though people who steal shit to buy opioids tend to get shot.

TRIGGER WARNING/IN BAD TASTE: "Last year, the United States suffered more fentanyl-related deaths than gun- and auto-related deaths combined." Pro-gun, anti-Assault Weapon ban, pro-Carry, and pro-2A people are conflicted because fentanyl it totally taking the pressure off gun fatalities in America.

[Getting Schooled Podcast] What Is The National Opioid Crisis? #gettingSchooledPodcast
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/145714331 via @PodcastAddict

State of the Union: Doctor Prescribed Carnivore Diet and Slow Rowing for the next three months
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0BqiIAcGwDsBkgLaZWeGgH?si=c0Ei6TkCSuCPSCLHlNhQ8g

Listen to "State of the Union: Doctor Prescribed Carnivore Diet and Slow Rowing for the next three months" by The Chris Abraham Show. ⚓ https://anchor.fm/chrisabraham/episodes/State-of-the-Union-Doctor-Prescribed-Carnivore-Diet-and-Slow-Rowing-for-the-next-three-months-e1odbbi

They should totally do them.

Small studies suggest that breast removal surgery improves transgender teenagers’ well-being, but data is sparse. Some state leaders oppose such procedures for minors.

NYTimes: More Trans Teens Are Choosing ‘Top Surgery’
More Trans Teens Are Choosing ‘Top Surgery’ https://nyti.ms/3UzzG0l

So true and so funny that my stigmata started to bleed.

If I ever got a tramp stamp, it's not even a question! The answer is simple!