Carolen 🇬🇧 @[email protected]

If anything needs to be explained

Explains a lot

{Twitter}
The lockdown has been extended by a month because of the red bit.

https://twitter.com/KonstantinKisin/status/1404742121727266821?s=20

Hmm, maybe it's time for new furniture

Love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

"Some Covid restrictions" in England will stay in place for now, the government has confirmed."

That is to say ALL OF THEM unless you're attending a wedding, are an OAP actually leaving your fortress, a child attending one of a select group of activities or going to an approved football match or music venue

Can't say I feel that liberated 🤔

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-52530518

"A headache, sore throat and runny nose are now the most commonly reported symptoms linked to Covid infection in the UK, researchers say."

So... got the symptoms of the Common Cold means YOU HAVE THE 'RONA AND ARE GOING TO DIE

Next they'll be saying that pollen allergies mean you're infected

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57467051

"The idea that the majority support lockdown is a grotesque lie. The majority support *furlough*.

If you offered people 80% wages and a year off work, you could get a majority to replace Churchill's statue with one of Osama Bin Laden. It means nothing."
https://twitter.com/KonstantinKisin/status/1404501414265692165?s=20

"Your daily reminder that you’re watching the biggest power grab in history. Your government has stopped you from: protesting, meeting your friends & family, having freedom of movement, using cash & travelling abroad.
If you can’t see what’s happening then there’s no hope."

https://twitter.com/francisjfoster/status/1404498478693326856?s=20

https://twitter.com/francisjfoster/status/1404460157019504644?s=20

FYI

(just kidding)

Spent the day chopping branches off an out-of-control Bay tree with a borrowed chainsaw...

Managed to avoid maiming myself with frantically whirring death teeth, managed to slice my thumb open with secateurs afterward

Pfft 🤪

Now THAT's a sandwich

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How it started/How it's going

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That told me re the Taking a Knee

... but what if they're just shit?