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I once knew an old lady that swallowed a fly,

but every single one of the home remedies she used to get the fly would get me banned from social media for spreading medical disinformation.

Perhaps she'll die.

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@WowMachineRadio yep u can only buy MY flyswat! at flyswat.gov - all other flyswats are inefficient, and clapping it with your hands or newspaper ist VERBOTEN!

pick up your flyswat now, and receive a free HappyMeal! (be quick)
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