Remember, when a woman tells you a man is "an asshole" it means he's rejected her advances and she doesn't want you to believe anything he says.
There are millions of exceptions to this rule, because unlike crazy women, asshole men aren't so absolute.
Reminder: When a man tells you a woman is “crazy” there’s something she knows about him that he doesn’t want you to believe.
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ADDENDUM to kids' History Books:
While Cliff Huxtable was the dispensing life lessons to the biggest TV audiences in history, Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr. was drugging and raping women as he'd been doing regularly since the 1960s.
While DiCaprio was snorting cocaine off of models' asses, the most popular president in the history of history's son was smoking crack off of his dead brother's widow's ass.
My cat already thinks he's the king of all he surveys, putting this photo through the oil painting filter may have just confirmed it. #DigitalArt
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This may pose a threat to the whole, "THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!" position popular with some.
Breaking News: Evidence is mounting that a tiny subatomic particle is being influenced by forms of matter and energy that are not yet known to science but which may nevertheless affect the nature and evolution of the universe. https://nyti.ms/3uzXOCb
5 days from now:
"A video that appears to have been used to blackmail Joe Biden has surfaced. The video shows Mr. Biden urinating on a group of Senate interns."
7 days from now:
NYT: "While it may seem distastefu to most, there was nothing illegal about the incident."
WAPO: "It is well established interns like to be peed upon."
Allysa Milano: "Why didn't they get out of the way of the pee?"
VICE:"It is called a 'Golden Shower' and it is just as glorious as it sounds! Here's how to do it."
Reminder: http://Slate.com is ONLY for making people in deep debt for their useless university English degrees feel smart and good about their decisions and should NEVER be taken seriously by normal people.
Only certain people will remember the civil war sketch from the 13th episode of #SNL's 28th season featuring a total, unwavering dedication to Colonel Angus.
Some people will tell you Colonel Angus was bad, but that's because they don't know what a pleasure Colonel Angus was for the women in his life.
If there is a statue that would heal the nation, it would be a statue of a glorious Colonel Angus.
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