Things I wish I invented #862:
This nipple flash-card memory game:
@Therealdcgirl Internal monologue: "Should I click? I don't want to see nipples... Maybe there aren't nipples... Would she post a link to nipples? Yes...? Maybe? Hmmm... Maybe if it's funny."
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