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Queen Elizabeth declines 'Oldie of the Year' title, says she does not meet 'the relevant criteria'

"Her Majesty believes you are as old as you feel, as such The Queen does not believe she meets the relevant criteria to be able to accept, and hopes you will find a more worthy recipient," said a letter from her assistant private secretary, Tom Laing-Baker. He ended the letter "with Her Majesty’s warmest best wishes."

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) updated their list of underlying medical conditions that put individuals of any age at higher risk for severe illness from the virus that causes COVID-19. Newly added underlying conditions include mental health disorders, such as mood disorders, including depression, and schizophrenia spectrum disorders. Some chronic diseases of the lungs and liver are also now considered underlying conditions.

Has anyone noticed that the voice on Zoom that says "recording in process" sounds vaguely American, European, Australian, and Canadian all at the same time?

Someone do a Friends themed artwork in honor of the new Curry dog Miss Phoebe Buffay.

On Social Security

My mother: Biden has to do something for the seniors. He gave all that shit money to the unemployed. He gave the illegals all that money.

Me: What did you do to deserve a raise?

My mother: What did YOU do to deserve a raise???


Damn Mom. Harsh.

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