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The latest episode of SmashCast, Tie the Knot, it up!

Find it here or whatever you get podcasts:

In this episode we call Justin Bieber a liar, DCGirl interviews @Bishop about all things rope bondage and we discover why December 9th should be an international holiday.

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@PakkonenCT omg that was SO FUCKING CLOSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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So Coronavirus is more likely to kill you if you are fat.... so everyone is sitting at home getting fat and making memes about how far they are getting?

C'mon people. C'mon.

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@PakkonenCT the signs are gone!!!!
Perhaps it was lawn mowing day? Perhaps they were snatched up in the Rapture with ๐ŸŽ…?

Hey guy working out in the park,

I'm not giving you stink eye because you are using the outdoor gym equipment that is off limits due to Covid19, I'm judging your awful squat form.

AdamsDutchAccent now has 3 karma in the troll room. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Yes, I have been enslaved and forced to produce album art for @SmashCast

I believe I can secure my release for the low low price of 3 of these digital pretend dollars people call Bitcoins. Should I post a wallet link? Can you help?

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@Bishop I lost my virginity on Holy Thursday. LOL. And I totally know the date too.

cc: @SmashCast

Pearl Jam, Death Cab for Cutieโ€™s Ben Gibbard, Brandi Carlile and


are among several artists from the Seattle area who are uniting to perform a virtual COVID-19 relief concert benefiting All In WA.

๐Ÿ˜‚ @ProfWorr sorry, i couldn't help myself. you know i'll be tuning in.

The results are in. With diet and exercise alone I (yes I am taking complete credit for this) brought my husband's total cholesterol down 75 points (triglycerides down 96 points) in 10 months, successfully avoiding him having to go on medication.


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@CarBlanez33 @SmashCast @PakkonenCT @bigl0af @GWFF @Beachbunny @jeremiah @admin

After pulling the all-nighter 3 hrs sleep and most of the day working, I pulled up stumps at 7:30pm and was unconscious by 8pm.

Iโ€™ll be making up for it over the next 54 days remaining of my traditional birthday celebrations

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