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The latest episode of SmashCast, Tie the Knot, it up!

Find it here or whatever you get podcasts:

In this episode we call Justin Bieber a liar, DCGirl interviews @Bishop about all things rope bondage and we discover why December 9th should be an international holiday.

@darrenoneill got me digging up old Fastball music.

"Well I don't want to be President....."

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For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays it cool
By making her world a little colder....

thought you might enjoy this.

wuuuuuusaaahhhh brother!


You should listen to it because it's my fake birthday!

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@SmashCast Yes, I probably could, and then I'd die laughing every time I saw him.

*gets milk from the fridge, but walks a bit too fast, so the cat thinks it's WWIII and spazzes around the living room*

What is the Moe Factz version of hitting someone in the mouth? Is it "inviting them to the cookout"?

Because I did that today at work. My co-worker loved the Hard Pass episode.


Meanwhile in LA, just a guy walking his poodle.

(photo from a friend).

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Just replace "America" with "Jennifer" and THEN it is the most accurate headline of 2020.


The memes at the intersection of pandemic and rioting are the only thing keeping me going right now.

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@SmashCast I can imagine I bet you had your go bag and were about to grab Santa and head to the safe house.

I'm very confused right now but what else is new?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, I'll put them aside until 8/18, my actual birthday.

I'm so confused.....

Abolish Police / Police Free Future is now trending.

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please stop. there is enough awful stuff going on in the world, we don't need the recorder too.

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