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The 4 biggest lies:

- that's my truck
- I was just helping that sheep over the fence
- I won't cum in your mouth
- 2 weeks to flatten the curve

What a great human resource! The lucky person who gets my dragon blood is stoked.

@progo That's spot on. If I know someone and we already have a good working relationship - no camera. For larger team meetings, presentations, people I haven't met - it's on. So they can see how handsome I am.

Remember this guy named Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa? Remember how he shot and killed 10 white people at a King Sooper's in Boulder in March of last year? Remember the national conversation we had about gun control and online hate speech after it occurred? Haha of course you don't

@SirDHSlammer
Because they're trying to find a charging station before their battery dies.

I hear about how fast Teslas are but it seems like I get stuck behind them holding up traffic a lot

>curse out retard who wrote dumb code I'm having to deal with
>go back into commit history
>it was me
MY STANCE HAS NOT CHANGED FUCK YOU, ME

@redwhitebluedude

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

πŸ’ͺ 😎

"Well below normal temperatures" says the National Weather Service in Seattle. Meanwhile, in Eastern TN, it's in the 80s. No regrets about moving.

5 years ago:

Soon we will replace all of the servant class with ROBOTS! And then they will either starve or we will give them just enough to live on!

Today:

Where are all the willing servants to do our bidding? Why does nobody want to work for us anymore?

@chris I watched an entire season of Friends just because of Jennifer's reaction to the chilly set.

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