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The 4 biggest lies:

- that's my truck
- I was just helping that sheep over the fence
- I won't cum in your mouth
- 2 weeks to flatten the curve

What a great human resource! The lucky person who gets my dragon blood is stoked.

@progo That's spot on. If I know someone and we already have a good working relationship - no camera. For larger team meetings, presentations, people I haven't met - it's on. So they can see how handsome I am.

Remember this guy named Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa? Remember how he shot and killed 10 white people at a King Sooper's in Boulder in March of last year? Remember the national conversation we had about gun control and online hate speech after it occurred? Haha of course you don't

Because they're trying to find a charging station before their battery dies.

I hear about how fast Teslas are but it seems like I get stuck behind them holding up traffic a lot

>curse out retard who wrote dumb code I'm having to deal with
>go back into commit history
>it was me


Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

πŸ’ͺ 😎

"Well below normal temperatures" says the National Weather Service in Seattle. Meanwhile, in Eastern TN, it's in the 80s. No regrets about moving.

5 years ago:

Soon we will replace all of the servant class with ROBOTS! And then they will either starve or we will give them just enough to live on!


Where are all the willing servants to do our bidding? Why does nobody want to work for us anymore?

@chris I watched an entire season of Friends just because of Jennifer's reaction to the chilly set.

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