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The 4 biggest lies:

- that's my truck
- I was just helping that sheep over the fence
- I won't cum in your mouth
- 2 weeks to flatten the curve

@Jdogg247 @SirDHSlammer
I mean, they're only off by a factor of 100x if you believe in how they "counted" COOF-Deaths", or 200x if you notice that Flu deaths disappeared for a year.

That's close, right?

Apparently the vaccine numbers were tweaked. Too bad there will be no uptake in the media about it

Today I got kicked out of the local public library for calling the librarian a mask Nazi. It was a pretty epic blaze of glory -
I'm banned now. At first I just had to leave the interior of the building but by the time I was done airing my grievance, the sheriff escorted me completely off the property.

I was told I had to leave because I hurt her feelings. My feelings however were obviously irrelevant.

Last week I was reading the “transcript” of the conversation between Todd Beamer on Flight 93 and the GTE operator in Chicago. The one that ends with “Let’s roll!” Something stuck out like a sore thumb:

Lisa: Todd… I have to tell you the truth… it’s very bad. The World Trade Center is gone. Both of the towers have been destroyed.

Todd: Oh God —help us!

Flight 93 crashed at 10:03, and the first, North Tower fell at 10:28.

Makes sense, right? Maybe Todd called Miss Cleo.?

I removed about 20U worth of perfectly good unused past end of life network infrastructure from work that was installed and turned on with nothing connected to it.

My garage rack got a few upgrades!

Now to move the coax into the garage to connect to FW and turn the WiFi router into a plain access point.

(Not pictured is a 12TB Buffalo 1U NAS device waiting on install)

One of the biggest things people don't understand about normal illnesses:
Don't fight the fever. Keep it below 105, but otherwise embrace the suck. Curl up in a blanket, even though it is 78 in your house. That fever is how your body kills the attackers. People take fever reducers and then wonder why it takes more than a week to feel better.
Of course, don't forget to stay hydrated and get plenty of sleep.

I work in an office with a lot of call center heifers so naturally I brought in a dozen donuts.

Forgot I had these. I bought these paintings of @adam & @Johncdvorak around 2012-2013.

I was black out drunk one night and ordered them. They showed up a few days later.

I need to hang them up.

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