I'm "Sleep in late, everyone becomes concerned your dead" years old...
The poke with the stick was unnecessary jackass...

You can't make this stuff up.
Error-riddled letter from the Arlington (VA) teachers' union corrected by a parent. "are you going to send out more of these grammar worksheets over break? My kids and I had a great time spotting errors! Did we find them all?”

Chiropractor-"4...3..2..1"

Me facing the wall-"Doctor..What part of the exam is this?"

Chiropractor-"It's the spinal countdown."

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