Sir Rev. CyberTrucker @[email protected]

After getting #MetalMoment out a day late, I still need to plan next week's episode! Which song is up next? We have Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy and the ever festive Deck the Halls. Vote for your fave and listen for the winner live on #BowlAfterBowl with @SirSpencer and Dame Duh @Laurien, 10pm Eastern / 9pm Central on the No Agenda Stream at Noagendashow.com or at BowlAfterBowl.com. ITB and ITM y'all.

Toy instruments fuckin rock! Keeping up the unusual instrument theme, we still have the bagpipes, sitar and tuba! Let me know which one and check out the winner on the next #MetalMoment, exclusively on #BowlAfterBowl with @SirSpencer and Dame Duh @Laurien! Listen on the No Agenda Stream at Noagendashow.com or at BowlAfterBowl.com.

The #MetalMoment Spooktacular may be over, but we have a month of unusual instruments to vote on! I've got a decent number of songs to put out, so tell me which ones you'd like to hear! Catch the winner on the next episode of #BowlAfterBowl, Tuesdays at 10pm Eastern / 9pm Central with @SirSpencer and Dame Duh @Laurien on the Noagendashow.com stream or directly on BowlAfterBowl.com! Remember to keep the show going by making a Stonation!

India rocked! It's time to jet off to a new metal destination! For the next #MetalMoment, pick from a trio of ladies from Indonesia, Irish flavored punksters from Australia or a heavier than tungsten Samoan group. Trust me, you can't go wrong, no matter what you choose! Hear the winning destination exclusively on #BowlAfterBowl, live every #TokinTuesday at 10pm Eastern / 9pm Central with @SirSpencer and Dame @Laurien!

Where should we go for the next #MetalMoment?

Thunder right on top of us, and the assholes are like, meh.

@SirSpencer Fixed my mic. Stoopid cord...

Just had a discussion with my broker, XPO.

Broker: Just give me a call or text when you arrive.

Me: Don't you have access to the data in your app? You know, the one I use to show that I arrived/left the shipper/receiver?

Broker: Yes, but...

Me (interrupting): Then why are you calling me?

Broker: ...

Me: Stop calling me to ask redundant questions. *click*

I hate apps and services that refuse to stop asking for reviews. From now on, all of my reviews will be a generic form letter. "I'm writing this review for one purpose, to get this damned service/app to stop begging me to review it before I get pissed enough to cancel/uninstall this service/app."

Got a free day here.

Don't mess with Halloween around my daughters.

Sure Verizon, I believe you. (NOT!)

@adam Do you have a recommendation for aviation headsets? I need to replace my Chinesium truckers headset and I'm tired of headsets that only last 6 months at best. I can get adaptors for Gen, Mil and helicopter connectors, so the jack types are not important.

Been looking for a decent headset for my phone. I'm not very happy with the current crop of cheap-assed trucker tiaras. Flimsy plastic and lots of empty space with tiny batteries for $400?!? Seriously considering an aviation headset with USB C adaptor.

Time to roll?

Mrs CyberTrucker had an idea, but it was small and burned out. (Her words)

Excuse me, have you accepted Kyle Rittenhouse as your personal Lord and Savior?

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You make 10 meals, you're "not a cook." You make 20 paintings, you're "not an artist." But you kill ONE PERSON...