If I ever get decommissioned while biking because I'm not wearing a helmet, it's up to you awesome followers to make sure it's not spun into a "helmets should be forced by law" story.
Decommissioned? I knew you were a replicant. And apparently you’ve learned to ‘bike’ through some aberration of function, ergo you do need to be decommissioned.
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