Dude Named PhoneBoy 🙏🏻👊🏻 @[email protected]

At least this graduation party had far less drama than the one we went to last week. Unless you count the “drama” caused by my daughter and a boy she likes…snuggling at this party. We know the boy, and the moms are even rooting for this result, so…good thing? Other than the fact the boy is going off to college in the fall and she’s not.

Fire good. *grunt*

First PBR. Not bad, but I like stronger beer. 😝

“If you are not communicating about anything that engages other people, then the value of your communication—even the value of your very presence—risks falling to zero.” — Jordan Peterson

(This explains a hell of a lot, actually)

I saw where you came from, called out your name, but there’s no answer…

Looks like MiniMe can’t hack the OTG lifestyle. On the plus side, that means the flip phone I bought him will revert to me. 😬

I turned it up to 11 today. 😉

“We know that American men really only get in trouble for one thing in politics or in media: it’s for their penis, they’re putting it in the wrong place!” — @adam #noagenda 1355

#noagenda 1355

@Johncdvorak: You got some foreign agents doing espionage in this country, how come they're not in jail…[They] should be lined up and shot like they do in China…
@adam: …As long as it's televised and we get the rights to produce it, I'm all in!

"Please, pay no attention to the children's heart inflammation, please look at the nutjubs I'm showing you on your telescreen!" — @adam #noagenda 1355

"You watch: noagendasocial.com will soon be unavailable on Apple devices. I can feel it coming…which is why we all need a flip phone!" — @adam #noagenda 1354

"Isn't it interesting how you can inherent the evil white supremacy from your ancestors, multiple generations, but you can't inherent money from your parents?" — @adam #noagenda 1354

And, also, low end Android phones are not known for their quality cameras.

Wow, low end Android phones are a frustrating experience. Maybe if they didn't require all that malware from Google, they'd suck a whole lot less.

If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

Of course, none of the above applies when you have a plumber working on your pipes. 😬

Running around the neighborhood while listening to @darrenoneill @SirBemrose bloviate in my ear, LIVE! 🤪

#noagenda 1354

@adam: It’s not so much [about] how [we do] the production, but how do we do it by doing it and doing it with such vigor and enthusiasm?
@Johncdvorak: We’re both angry men! This is a version of shouting at the television.

“That’s one of the things we do. It’s a very common process Americans use. We dump our expiring goods, old drugs and everything else, and we send them to Africa!” — @Johncdvorak #noagenda 1354