Dennis Stephens ๐บ๐ธ ๐ซ๐ฎ @[email protected]
Photographer, DudeNamedBen, No Agenda Knight, Cook, Fiscal Conservative, FEMA Region 8, Displaced Yooper living in Colorado
Joined Apr 2017
Unidentified Suspect Seen Defacing NYC Mural To Read 'Orange Lives Matter'
"If anyone has any information, please come forward."
https://babylonbee.com/news/security-footage-captures-unidentified-man-defacing-nyc-mural-to-read-orange-lives-matter?utm_content=bufferc5572&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR0U3YiI1eqg7ZwWDvgeDHcRt0pszP_embUhN8LDRN9s_TX6Dn4eUIOHT-g
Trump Solves Global Warming By Running White House AC With The Windows Open
The Earth immediately cooled down, and records indicated a shocking 10-degree drop in global temperatures within an hour of the genius act.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-solves-global-warming-by-running-white-house-ac-with-the-windows-open?utm_content=buffere14ca&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Flynn update:
Judge Sullivan refuses to give up - and asks the DC Circuit for a rehearing (en banc) on the dismissal of the Flynn case.
Allegation: the DC Circuit granting of mandamus "threatens the orderly administration of justice."
Full doc:
https://scribd.com/document/468603007/Flynn-Petition-for-Rehearing-En-Banc-by-Judge-Emmet-G-Sullivan
Equality For The Elderly: Grampa Simpson Will Now Be Voiced By Joe Biden
"Characters with dementia should be voiced by actors with dementia," said a spokesperson for Fox.
https://babylonbee.com/news/grampa-simpson-to-be-voiced-by-joe-biden?utm_content=buffercd09a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Tired Of Christians Imposing Their Religious Beliefs On Others, Democrats Come Out Against Equality
โTreating all people as equal is an extreme Christian view that has no place in the law."
https://babylonbee.com/news/tired-of-christians-imposing-their-religious-beliefs-on-others-democrats-come-out-against-equality?utm_content=buffer212cd&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
@ParkerTechGuy
The magic eight ball says "Yes".
Apparently Shep' new show on CNBC will feature "Fact-based storytelling". Is that a euphemism for Fake News?
Liberals Worried That Without Cancel Culture They'd Actually Have To Defend Their Ideas
Progressives have felt a growing anxiety over the thought of losing cancel culture and having to stand by their ideas and defend them with logic.
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-worried-that-without-cancel-culture-theyd-have-to-discuss-and-defend-their-ideas?utm_content=buffer6cb91&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Our local news just reported a fire on BLM land. The reporter apparently felt he had to clarify that BLM meant Bureau of Land Management. #Sad
@nostradamust @ParkerTechGuy Real life is a parody of the Babylon Bee
Governors Reinstate Lockdowns To Combat Recovering Economy
Worried that the increase in jobs, prosperity, and happiness would hurt them in November, they reacted to the economic upturn quickly.
https://babylonbee.com/news/governors-reinstate-lockdowns-to-combat-recovering-economy?utm_content=bufferc85da&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
This is perfect to scoop up all the plandemic victim's.
@ParkerTechGuy Kanye West has selected Kanye West as his running mate. "He's the only one I can trust" said one of them.
Photographer, DudeNamedBen, No Agenda Knight, Cook, Fiscal Conservative, FEMA Region 8, Displaced Yooper living in Colorado
Joined Apr 2017
