@[email protected] Over 25 years ago I managed a store in a not so got part of town. We had robberies and shoplifters often.
I trained the help to call police (911). Report a shoplifter. Give address. Say the word gun. Then hang up. When they called back, I had them hang up. They showed up in about 2-3 minutes. Otherwise it was a 30-40 minutes where I had to subdue unsavory characters till they arrived.
"Trolls, Crackpots, Shills"
Depending on time and place, any or none of those might apply to me.
The Alan Parsons Project, I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You, 1977:
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