Freaked a guy out at the gas station yesterday. I let out a single cough yesterday - not even anything loud or nasty - dude on the other pump immediately hangs up his pump, gets into his car and drives to the other side of the gas station, gets out, and starts pumping again. It made my day 😂

Boom, boom, shakalakka shakalakka boom boom shakalakka boom boom

For all the neckbeards that make up the left, you’d think they’d be better at spotting when they’re being trolled.

@adam @Johncdvorak Twitter Party is too long and cumbersome. I suggest: “Are you RedWeb or BlueWeb?”

The Pennsylvania Health Commissioner looks EXACTLY like the crazy scientist from Independence Day.

Ask Siri how old the President is.

@adam are there any good apps for No Agenda Social? Pretty sure your OTG lifestyle might exclude you from using one but thought you might have an opinion.

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Its kinda weird this Mastodon thingy. Its like having a No Agenda meetup but having it monitored by the NSA and broadcast to a bunch of Japanese manga art lovers

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER.
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
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"You have nothing to fear if you're doing nothing wrong," remember? RT @Salyer Dad and Daughter Hauled Off Plane Because Passenger Assumed He Was Sex Trafficking Her

The kicker: it was a United flight.

reason.com/blog/2017/04/19/dad

I do miss the quote function of the bird site. I guess we have plenty of room for quoting the toot here, so that's something.

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Dad and Daughter Hauled Off Plane Because Passenger Assumed He Was Sex Trafficking Her
The kicker: it was a United flight.

reason.com/blog/2017/04/19/dad

So who should I be following on this thing?

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I think the ability to customize the "notification sound" my posts make on Mastodon would be a cool stupid feature to have. As well as the ability to customize the notification sound for individual people that I follow when they post or favorite or retoot.

Being able to type out an entire thought without having to break it up into seven segments or remove all the vowels from the sentence is pretty awesome.

Is there any way to view the Federated Timeline and the local timeline at the same time?

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