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Met a customer that hyphenated his wife’s name onto his. Wtf. Grow some balls millennials

@jeremiah the youngest son chris got called up for alter boy duty today.

Nick the rat. Chinese zodiac. @NICKtheRAT

I got my septic tank pumped today. The pumper was an awesome guy. I asked if he ever gets sick. He said that he never gets sick, even when his whole family has the flu. Interesting.

I had posted the Coachella puppy dumper caught on camera. She got 1 year in jail not Yale.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/15/coachella-puppy-trash-dump-sentenced-jail/

I keep seeing American @ChrisWilson everywhere

@jeremiah

@jeremiah my third son Theophilos first time being an alter boy. Taking after his great grandfather Rev. Theophilos Theophilos.

@dcgirl we needed your husband last evening. Customer had wayfair cancel an hour before assembly appointment

Itm na faaaam.

Ok. I found a vibrating dildo above my garage door. I was installing a new Ryobi opener. 😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite Chinese spot.

Speaking of Mike Tyson. @yukiame. His second music/weed festival has been announced.

https://www.cactushugs.com/mike-tysons-kind-fest-to-expand-to-3-days-move-to-the-fall/

Well the end is near for my local Kmart. Closes in Oct. 2019

Dang taxes suck. Almost a g out of my check. Thanks Obama

This is too much. Lol.