4/ The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine.
It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.
Gold. How to write a Vice article. #fakenews
The irony is too delicious to believe, my friends. Government buys ferry based on its smaller carbon footprint. Historic ice levels keep ship in the harbor because it isn't powerful enough. #climategate
Wait a minute... Let's hear her out...
"Ilhan Omar: Obama’s a ‘pretty face’ who got ‘away with murder’ ”
Inspired by @Johncdvorak on the bird site...
No Agenda producers know why this is #fakenews
"SpaceX Is About To Launch Israel's First Ever Mission To The Moon"
I have so many questions... #1 where did the egg come from? What poor bird had its baby ripped away? How did they get gay penguins? Damn crazy Aussies... #straya
Report indicates climate model errors:
This report indicates that aerosols (air pollution) cool the earth more effectively than expected so models need to accommodate this difference. It could also mean that reducing use of coal fired power plants could cause higher temperatures.
"It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place. .. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself -- anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face .. was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called."
-George Orwell, 1984
From Gitmo Nation Hanging Chad.
”I was never molested by any person but those who represented the state.” - Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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