4/ The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine.

It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.

The irony is too delicious to believe, my friends. Government buys ferry based on its smaller carbon footprint. Historic ice levels keep ship in the harbor because it isn't powerful enough.


My VPN subscription is expiring... I've had a pretty good experience. Air VPN, €49/yr, unlimited bandwidth for 5 simultaneous connections. Min 4mbit up/down, unlimited switches. Kinda annoying on Windows, needs an app. OpenVPN on Android. No real complaints.

Anyone got something better?

Wait a minute... Let's hear her out...

"Ilhan Omar: Obama’s a ‘pretty face’ who got ‘away with murder’ ”

I have so many questions... #1 where did the egg come from? What poor bird had its baby ripped away? How did they get gay penguins? Damn crazy Aussies...

The simulation is getting better... Check out a hyper-real model of The Netherlands for flight simulator software (@adam may appreciate)

In case anyone else was looking for it... Brennan iso, ep 1107, 33:53:
"People are innocent until alleged to be involved in some kind of criminal activity"
- former Director of CIA John Brennan

Report indicates climate model errors:
This report indicates that aerosols (air pollution) cool the earth more effectively than expected so models need to accommodate this difference. It could also mean that reducing use of coal fired power plants could cause higher temperatures.

"It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place. .. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself -- anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face .. was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called."

-George Orwell, 1984

@monerica @OVDB

If I ever catch anyone breaking down over TDS, I point out:

"Look man, Hitler was an intelligent, racist psychopath, and he didn't dominate the world while trying his hardest. Do you really think Trump is smart enough to succeed where Hitler failed?"

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