Sir Johnny the Swamp Knight @[email protected]

Sexual orientation: Vehicle Deceased Ruminant

strangely, no one has registered sexualcombatsports.com - hot tip for DNS squatters

What the fuck is wrong with people.

https://www.wishtv.com/news/national/wasp-spray-used-as-alternative-meth-contributed-to-three-overdoses/

I like how we're in an age where everyone can voice their visceral disapproval and anger at something but without really providing a coherent rationale for it; at best making broad, silly statements.

Giving up coffee again for a little while is pushing me to realize how much I've leaned on caffeine as a drug to compensate for my shitty sleeping habits.

Months later I still get mail for the previous occupant of my apartment. Mail forwarding from USPS is free and easy. Why was it not used? Perhaps a grisly end at the hand of feral ewoks.

some good doomy jams if you like that kind of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5qvhFnLfY

I really want to buy property but I'm convinced the bottom is going to fall out in the relatively near future and I should wait. Is this the opposite of FOMO?

"not technically considered a weapon"

https://uncrate.com/wasp-flamethrower-drone/

I have had 0 coffee today and here I am hyper in my office like a mad man

hot new parody song idea given the recent increase of human fecal litter in the news:

Don't You (Poop Without Me)

paging @ChrisWilson

this cracked me up. this 007 as a black woman is going to be a meme factory

replace buns with large portabella caps cut in half. Keto burger achieved

Sometimes you check discord and you see the boomers are boomerposting again

Apparently Prime Day is having some kind of ripple effect. The online homebrew store which has no Amazon affiliation sent me a Prime Day discount code.

I eat so much garlic, I wish vampires were real so I could troll them