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WOKE wine writing. Something is wrong when an article like this gets written and is taken seriously.

punchdrink.com/articles/end-ge

@Johncdvorak Jesus Fried Chicken, what is wrong with these people?

@Johncdvorak time to strike while the iron is hot start marketing your own line of “dumb slut” wines.

@Johncdvorak

Only these bombastic, out of touch wine experts in the article are taking themselves seriously. 😆

Re: calling it “slutty,” “mom wine,” etc, do these pompous poofs realize that’s called being relatable to your audience?

@Johncdvorak now i want vulgar wine tastings "this wine has a scent of fresh vagoo and the warmth of the tip of a cock!"

@NICKtheRAT @Johncdvorak gotta class it up Nick. “The flavor spreads across the palette like a Venetian courtesan after a spring masquerade ball”

@Johncdvorak I’m sorry I read this, minutes of my life I won’t get back.

@Johncdvorak white wines are banned and red wines are now indigenous wines

@Johncdvorak this article is ridiculous. I guess if all they have is a hammer, everything will look like a nail.
Placing importance on the story behind the wine over flavor is bullshit, a byproduct of the ‘My grandma always made peach jam’ type stories found on the back of ‘small batch’ grocery products. Eventually, not liking a certain wine will be racist or transphobic because you deny the experience of the person who made it.
How long until ‘stone fruit’ is a gendered, offensive descriptor?

@Johncdvorak haha. What next ? - “This wine has notes of green-haired pregnant man”

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I cancelled my subscription after I received their email newsletter with this crap article.

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