IranianNPC: "You told us to call you after the missile attack was over to brief you?"
Khamenei: "Yes, how'd it go?"
INPC: "Well, sir you did tell us not to kill any US soldiers, and we're good on that part. However a missile or two went astray."
Khamenei: "Ok, spit it out. What happened?"
INPC: "Well, one of the rockets may have blown up a passenger plane a bit."
Khamenei: "How can you blow a plane up a bit!!!?"
INPC: "You'd be amazed sir, and if I'm honest it's lots of bits."
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