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My crypto portfolio reflects my mood right now.

I wanted to know why this Yale lawyer/professor was dressed like a hooker. But it's the New Yorker so I lost interest during the first paragraph.

newyorker.com/news/annals-of-e

I upgraded from & CS6 to a Creative Cloud subscription. My God, the latest versions run so sluggish by comparison. This is a downgrade so far.

So my ultra left brother-in-law is coming from California today to stay at my house for the week. He used to be one of the few in-laws I really liked, then 2016 happened. Of course, that isn't enough. So my over bearing mother-in-law, who lives a 20 min drive away, has to stay at my house with him.

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The problem with Juneteenth is it's become too commercial. I remember when it was all about the family.

I just don't get the reasoning behind this push of Juneteenth into forefront. I get the sentiment, but why pick a Texas celebration, of the slow progression of the news, as a national holiday. It seems condescending to me.

Wouldn't it be so much more impactful to create an all new national holiday celebrating the Emancipation Proclamation or even something completely new? Some sort of cultural condemnation of racism. An "All Colors Day".

Anyone else have the day off for Juneteenth?

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Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques

"I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong!" said the North Korean dictator.

"We still have our troublemakers, but with these Ivy League techniques, I'll have them eating out of my hand in no time!" he said.

The murderous leader of North Korea plans to go back to his home country and start his own Ivy League school: Kim Jong University.

babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-u

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In other words, you don't have a cold, you have covid 🤡🌍

"Shame on you!" Doesn't quite work as a foreign policy when they can retort: "I know you are but what am I."

The Covid vaccines could have worked great and could have killed you. We didn't know. We just flipped a coin and you got lucky!
buzzfeednews.com/article/danve

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As soon as the M5M starts giving Donald Trump the credit for developing the Wuhan vaccines, *THAT* is the exact moment when you will know the narrative is going to switch to the “dangerous vaccinations”.

Watch for it…

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