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We need to start demanding references from politicians who say "I'll work hard for you." People who work hard don't say they work hard. They just do. They don't even know that they work hard. This is bullshit.

HEY TWITTER! I could go to the WalMart right now and take a dozen pictures of the shelves that have been empty for months. Of course, I won't, because I don't want my account suspended.

Watching Apple's event from yesterday. I know these are just infomercials, but this time it really FEELS like an infomercial.

Do we have a supercut yet where candidate Joe is criticizing President Joe?

History of the World Part II is coming because pulling off those kinds of jokes today is no problem at all: collider.com/history-of-the-wo

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CNN, America's largest misinformation distributer, warns customers against sampling alternatives due to possible side effects.

I never watched before. Does Jake Tapper always look like he just stepped in dog shit?

What the hell kind of setup does this school have that this was possible?
youtube.com/watch?v=2ddFrmOcT5

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So what do they have to cover up or take our attention off of....?.....get ready....

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Hey @adam! You think you had it rough with your name? Try being a Wilber in an era when Mr. Ed was still on Nick at Night!.

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Joe Rogan asks Sanjay Gupta if it bothers him that CNN outright lied about Rogan taking horse dewormer to recover from covid.

"Trans Netflix employees will stage walkout to protest controversial Chappelle special"

This begs two questions. First, how many trans employees do they have? To make the news you figure it's gotta be at leat 20% of their staff. Second, what the hell did he say? I was never interested before but I am now.

latimes.com/entertainment-arts

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