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In an "IT All Hands" meeting via Zoom (think expensive Webex). Time to troll here for about an hour and a half

Just received the following text. Uggg! feel free to attack the number it came from!

I keep hearing Fletcher yells when I read one liners here that are jingles!

FATBITCH
VALKERIE
POOTUUUN!
HILLARRRY!

https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Camp-Ashland-could-serve-as-coronavirus-quarantine-site--567562271.html Most of my family is in the Omaha, NE area.... not far from there. great!

ITM Pleebs

Show Day.... should be a good one!

@adam Saw these at a candy/chocolate store in a local mall in Beachwood, Ohio (Cleveland area)

what is the dutch work for "ant fucking" or to be "ant fucked" I want to use it at work....

If he gets on the Ohio Ballet, he will have my vote! https://verminsupreme2020.com/

What is the "coupon code" for no agenda listeners shopping at "Lavenderblossoms.org"?

having a rather shitty day, found this amusing in our world of constantly being spied on by something... This is in the bottom of our inter-office Skype for Business

Who is more excited... a Linux person converting a Windows user to Linux or a lesbian converting a hot girl? I used to work with a lesbian that was really proud of her conversions....

Just missing some "Rath of God" and a few locusts and frogs... Be afraid citizen!

Linux Mint 19.3 “Tricia” Cinnamon released!

This was a new term for me... "Advertorial" Native ad for a new dog chew.....

I love to use Urban Dictionary when naming a pet.
What is it called when you poop and cough at the same time? Can't find it.
"Blumpkin", "Unicorn", and "Hot Carl" can't wait to meet their new sister....

Well that was a crappy drive.... ITM. Cleveland to Akron!

All praise the No Agenda Player!!!!!