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So many people are working themselves into a tizzy over the media and the bullshit they spew. I've seen articles about how irresponsible media messaging might push consumers to do something like shooting up baby kissers.

To me it seems like the media is stroking themselves in the biggest circlejerk known to man. Their product is nowhere near that powerful. The nut on the edge could be pushed by anything. Talking squirrel? Big mouth neighbor? FBI agent?

Sorry media. You're not special.

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@adam: You know what that is, the pansexual
@Johncdvorak: Anyone gonna eat this meatloaf?

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I'm shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that the domain noagenda.social/ was still available. So I grabbed it and now it's now forwarding here. And if @voidzero wants I'll hand control of the domain over to him. @adam

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It's been a rough week.
But I didn't need bail money.
And I don't have a body count.
So, it could have been worse.

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Honestly. No Agenda Social is the BEST social network I have EVER connected with. @adam is right. The basis of Mastodon is the future.

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"Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off."
--The last thing a lobster thinks

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Why in the hell does wine have so many calories?

It's just grapes.

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I keep seeing medical procedures for ED. Who is this guy and why is he so sick?

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escaped to India where he made delicious tasting ice cream that you can still buy there today.

For industrial use only. Its strong stuff. That's right you can only get it in company owned ice cream shops by the scoop.

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"That one lying millennial SJW posted: he does a podcast, let's go after his advertisers!" — @adam 922

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Bikini Atol - underwater detonation of a 15 kiloton nuclear weapon

A mere 15 kilotons, a MOAB does at least 10kt. When the younglings ask why is 80s music so good and 70s stuff so funky. I reply because Cold War Kids lived under the constant threat of 1 of these dropping on them at any moment. There was no time to be a crybaby about all the useless bullshit millennials and Gen-Y waste their time frittering over because some indoctrination officer made them think its important. Its not, we dance

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In the AV Club article, the author states that O'Reilly is "the right's favorite asshole..." Attached is a link of a little flame-bate I left. Response was as expected. noagendasocial.com/media/7yw5E

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Seems like everyone on the Federated timeline thinks that xe/xer/xem are a comedian.

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I'm listening live for my knighting ceremony, but on headphones so my wife doesn't hear and ask where all that money went :-)

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I'm not going to lie, I want to see Le Pen win just to watch the internet lose its mind one more time.

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