Me and wife went to the doctor yesterday to ask for a medical exemption. She was totally on our side, and spent 15 minutes trying to find anything she could in my wife's med file that would work. Alas, my wife's too healthy. But she did offer any help she could, but told us to go for the religious exemption, since they will have a harder time denying it
My friend group is close, and though we aren't blood, we're all uncle's and aunts to all of the kids.
Not gonna lie, being called uncle Drew is awesome.
Halloween party with the friends tonight. It was fantastic.
Long story short, all of the kids started a Nerf gun war.
Long story shorter, I'm being shot by darts while saying in my best southern accent...
"We will not abide this northern aggression"
And (my favorite ad lib),
"The only thing that will survive this day is your reputation as a coward!"
... Thankfully all of the other parents laughed 😂
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