The only way he probably could stand up there and testify is on the condition that he can whisper the entire time. ...In someone's ear. Preferably someone young. They have to smell nice, too.
"Biden 'wants no part' in testifying in Senate impeachment trial"
China's real life Daredevil!
"How Chinese People REALLY Feel About Their Government | Chen Guangcheng"
@BlueDouche Maybe they can use them to power these bluetooth diapers I keep seeing in the store.
@HiroProtagonist Back when the costumes were shit but the stories were great!
"NUCLEAR WASTE RECYCLED INTO DIAMOND BATTERIES WITH 'NEAR-INFINITE POWER'"
"This teacher had to tell her deaf students that people can hear farts. Their reaction was hilarious."
This isn't San Francisco. Stop that right now!
"Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports"
"Chinese Virus Spreads | Hong Kong Anti-Communist Rally"
@adam Anything in particular?
@harvhat The guy on the left is South African, though, so I'm not sure.. on the other hand, he now started living in New York and visiting California recently so... maybe.
BREAKING: Three al-Qaeda members with fake passports arrested sneaking into America
"Trump Removes Pollution Controls on Streams and Wetlands"
"Coronavirus - Inside info and discussion"
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