The only way he probably could stand up there and testify is on the condition that he can whisper the entire time. ...In someone's ear. Preferably someone young. They have to smell nice, too.

"Biden 'wants no part' in testifying in Senate impeachment trial"

@Jeff24 @ChrisWilson That was pretty awesome! Thanks for making it real, man! :)

China's real life Daredevil!

"How Chinese People REALLY Feel About Their Government | Chen Guangcheng"

@BlueDouche Maybe they can use them to power these bluetooth diapers I keep seeing in the store.

@HiroProtagonist Back when the costumes were shit but the stories were great!

Once the last of the talent dies off, you'll be stuck with "woke" folk running the show.

"Dick Van Dyke, 93, Carl Reiner, 97, Mel Brooks, 92 and Norman Lear, 96."

"This teacher had to tell her deaf students that people can hear farts. Their reaction was hilarious."

This isn't San Francisco. Stop that right now!

"Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports"

@harvhat The guy on the left is South African, though, so I'm not sure.. on the other hand, he now started living in New York and visiting California recently so... maybe.

[throwing a fit in the radio room] Nobody gets in and out of here! NOBODY! You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of ya don't know what's goin' on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do!

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