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My son's favorite exclamatory phrase is:

"Holy couch!"

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Guessing that wearing masks is analogous to taking your shoes off at the airport. Also, kinda like peeing your pants in a dark suit: You get a warm feeling, but no one notices.

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The only sad hugs in the world are those given by double arm amputees.

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I will be interviewing Adam Curry SOON. Send me your questions for him to [email protected]

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Holy shit. I’m about 2:05hrs in to Sunday’s show. And oh my god I’m never fucking apologizing for anything ever again.

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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It would be cool if they swapped in Jimmy Carter instead of Biden at the last minute.

$2.53 for a Medium Coke and a Big Mac with a slice of tomato? What is this...1992?!

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@CoffeeFingers don't show up right when your shift starts, that is just so stiff! Show up whenever feels right to you in the moment!

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I wonder if my new reading material (on the left) will get me in trouble. I've had the other (on the right) for a little bit. I picked it up due to @adam always referencing it and out of curiosity. I read during my lunch breaks, so this should be fun.

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@mrmcmayhem @SirDHSlammer @SquirrelGirl
I found something that will help y'all "do the work" that you sorely need to do.
And it only costs $100/month to cleanse your souls! :D

> White People Are Paying This Business To Get Rid Of Their White Guilt (HBO)

youtu.be/XW1dUvFDVzU

The entire Black Lives Matter movement begins here, at 1:49 in this video.

Curse you, MacDonald's manager!!!

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