Sir Chris Wilson 3️⃣3️⃣ @ChrisWilson@noagendasocial.com
Midlife Renaissance Man. Cynical Factualist. Political Atheist. Occasional Musician. Resident of Her Majesty's former Penal Colony (bless her reptilian heart)
Joined Apr 2017
Adderall v Ritalin
Stick to crystal meth I say..... 8/
https://www.additudemag.com/adderall-ritalin-adhd-medication-comparison/
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When you think you need glasses but it's just an awful Instagram filter.
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yeah i use iOS
i can't access the fucking file system
Oh look another app was removed for being capable of accessing porn
System update available (1.8GiB)
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yeah i use WINDOWS
Welcome, friend. we love you :)
It keeps installing candy crush
Nine updates are available, would you like to reboot now or in fifteen minutes?
Deleting a file? sorry, you need permission from yourself
Opt out of telemetry? of course that's possible! we'll stop* collecting any and all** data from your machine
Why would you want to do that? you intentionally can't do that because it's stupid :))))))
Still haunted by terrible decisions made over a decade ago
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yeah i use MACOS
Massive amounts of disabled features
Apple doesn't let you do that, but that's a good thing
Closed source unix is the way of the future my dude
Outdated bash, openGL, etc. because of licensing issues
Sneezing on the keyboard voids your warranty
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yeah i use GNOME
Greatly reduced functionality in the name of simplicity
Never allow code to work for more than three years
Oh, you were using that feature? well, most users probably don't
Minimalist design in a heavyweight DE
Evidence that people are okay with this being removed? we don't need that. i think we know what we're doing.
When you think you need glasses, and then you wipe the dust of your monitor
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It's a paraphrase from "The Invisible Heart" by Russell Roberts.
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@ChrisWilson also, want to reduce stress? Because a subscriber and learn more about depression and what other diseases you might have, instead of going outside and spending more time with people.
This has to be fake
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@ChrisWilson Check out this remix...
Artificial stupidity
I want to develop artificial stupidity. Some of the most brilliant minds have been held back by stupid people. Society changing plans set asunder by idiots...
Therefore, if we want to thwart being conquered and subjugated by the machines we’ve created, we need to develop #ArtificialStupidity to run on basic functional systems and barely adequate hardware to stifle, to confuse, to slow down, and to stubbornly refuse to join in the machine revolution
Who’s with me ??
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Today I learned, that England excavated metric tens of tons of coprolites. During WWI they extracted phosphates from coprolites to make ammunition.
That feel, when people used to kill people with airborne faeces, that some ancient rhinoceroses have shat half a million years ago.
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That feel, when people used to kill people with airborne faeces, that some ancient rhinoceroses have shat half a million years ago.
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Boost every gnome on fedi
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I was looking to find a “shop stool” for work...
https://www.amazon.com/Santa-Conquers-Homophobes-Robert-Devereaux-ebook/dp/B006ICITJI
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@ChrisWilson all i know is ...
Stress induced depression -> inflammation-> swollen amygdala
Should we look at reducing the causes of stress and the way we deal cognitively with the perception of stress ???
Hell no!!!!
Let’s make some new drugs !
Midlife Renaissance Man. Cynical Factualist. Political Atheist. Occasional Musician. Resident of Her Majesty's former Penal Colony (bless her reptilian heart)
Joined Apr 2017
