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“Where do you see yourself in 20 years?”

“Well, I know for sure where I’ll be in 80 minutes.”

BRO! You stole the North Pole! How will my compas ever work properly again? Or gps? Santa can't even find his home now?

“Every kid starts out with original Slack, and then the Conspiracy beats it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for Slack intact.”

— J.R. "Bob" Dobbs


... and I said: “Listen Nikola, nobody is ever going to want to use that wireless shit…”


@SirDHSlammer @thadius

No need to fear obedience complying resources, it's been fixed!


@Boo_BuryMothman It's like Frank Zappa said: keep it greasy so it'll go down easy...

@Boo_BuryMothman Well guess I'm never going to see shitty bands at that shitty venue

The latest episode of Hog Story, Luminous Florets, is available now! Thanks to the awesome @Boo_BuryMothman for joining @CarBlanez33 and me in the smoker!

Joe Biden said come, I come bye

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