“Where do you see yourself in 20 years?”
“Well, I know for sure where I’ll be in 80 minutes.”
BRO! You stole the North Pole! How will my compas ever work properly again? Or gps? Santa can't even find his home now?
“Every kid starts out with original Slack, and then the Conspiracy beats it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for Slack intact.”
— J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Every Pyramid Has A Point
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