1. rent a truck, dress as city employees and if anyone asks, say you're taking down the statues to protect them from rioters.
2. Melt them down, sell them for scrap metal.
@Bishop probably work 👍
@Bishop put them in a warehouse or shipping container for 50 years then quietly auction them off in Dubai.
After I left college, a group of students there managed to relocate the "Caltech cannon" from Caltech to Harvey Mudd College. That thing by the way is HEAVY!
They did have a little help getting a "work order" form and filled it out to say they were moving the cannon to allow some water lines to be put in. (or something similar)
It was returned a few weeks later. MIT did a copy cat relocation in 2006.
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