Piece of shit article in a piece of shit publication. Why do I care about what Fauci will do?
In the business articles like this are known generically as "Blow Jobs."
The sophisticated honey badger, who may or may not care, Sir Honey Badger. (On the $2/mo knight layaway plan.)
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