This is a transcript of what Pervy Joe said, for those who had a hard time understanding what he said, like I did:
"I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches...”
“I love kids jumping on my lap."
@PeteyMiami why don't they take the disguise off i wanna see what he looks like
The sophisticated honey badger, who may or may not care, Sir Honey Badger. (On the $2/mo knight layaway plan.)
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